*Coming soon to BSoMT Legends of Either/or…no, that’s not it… And/or…that’s the very chap*
What ever fancy names you give them, they are all Goblins, Orc and Trolls…and some very scary dog-things. Either way, they are advancing mercilessly on the castle and there is just four of us to save the kingdom…that doesn’t really seem right. A whole bloody kingdom and just four of us, unaided, to save everyone else. So what’s everyone else up to? Partying and carrying on, I’ve no doubt. Mooching about the countryside looking for herbs and rocks and stuff…I really should have changed out of my bathrobe. The wind gets in at the side, you know!